1 00:00:16,340 --> 00:00:20,302 I wouldn't want to live her life, because he hasn't always been happy. 2 00:00:20,427 --> 00:00:24,515 I just think that if you do a good job, stays healthy, and finds a life partner, - 3 00:00:24,550 --> 00:00:26,432 so has achieved the best of the goals. 4 00:00:26,516 --> 00:00:29,227 He succeeded in some in goals but not in all. 5 00:00:32,021 --> 00:00:37,819 I�, Ronald Regan, I swear, that I faithfully perform - 6 00:00:37,854 --> 00:00:42,531 my position as President of the United States�. 7 00:00:51,206 --> 00:00:55,418 When you're young, so the possibilities are endless. 8 00:00:55,501 --> 00:00:58,212 Then you can do it almost anything. 9 00:00:58,504 --> 00:01:03,301 There is a chance to be the new Einstein or DiMaggio. 10 00:01:04,594 --> 00:01:07,471 Then reach i�n when you notice that - 11 00:01:07,596 --> 00:01:10,307 no matter what, despite all the possibilities. 12 00:01:10,390 --> 00:01:14,227 Note that there is no new Einstein, is not the same. 13 00:01:16,271 --> 00:01:18,273 It's a bad moment. 14 00:01:22,985 --> 00:01:27,156 This movie is done The Life of Chuck Barris, - 15 00:01:27,364 --> 00:01:31,076 of public information and hundreds based on the recorded interview hours. 16 00:01:35,413 --> 00:01:37,332 NEW YORK, 1981. 17 00:01:37,415 --> 00:01:39,417 Chuck, Penny here. 18 00:01:42,337 --> 00:01:45,215 Jesus, how did you find me? 19 00:01:45,298 --> 00:01:48,467 You sent your last letter from this hotel. 20 00:01:51,136 --> 00:01:54,389 Nice to see you. You look beautiful. 21 00:01:55,474 --> 00:01:57,518 This place is scary. 22 00:01:58,185 --> 00:02:01,270 Right, for the human psyche. 23 00:02:02,188 --> 00:02:05,066 I came to get you back To California with me. 24 00:02:05,399 --> 00:02:09,070 - No. - It's so lonely without you. 25 00:02:09,987 --> 00:02:12,198 I'm not ready. 26 00:02:19,329 --> 00:02:23,208 I can't wait forever that you will marry me. 27 00:02:24,209 --> 00:02:29,130 Well, apparently I can, but I really don't want to. 28 00:02:37,179 --> 00:02:39,807 I love you so much. 29 00:02:44,269 --> 00:02:46,271 You don't understand. 30 00:02:48,064 --> 00:02:50,066 I don't need to know why. 31 00:02:50,775 --> 00:02:53,862 Penny, Penny, Penny. 32 00:03:13,921 --> 00:03:17,884 Listen, I have to go. I'm pretty busy right now. 33 00:03:19,051 --> 00:03:26,975 It was 1981. I was in New York in the hotel called "Fenix". 34 00:03:27,684 --> 00:03:31,563 Scared of everything. I lost my life. 35 00:03:35,567 --> 00:03:42,865 Until I finally realized that my salvation could be once in a lifetime, - 36 00:03:42,990 --> 00:03:47,578 where I would tell everything. Maybe it would serve as a cautionary tale. 37 00:03:47,661 --> 00:03:49,914 Maybe that would help I don't understand why. 38 00:03:51,664 --> 00:03:56,795 When I was 11 I had an experience with my sister with a friend. Her name was Tuvia. 39 00:03:56,878 --> 00:03:58,963 It left an indelible impression. 40 00:03:59,589 --> 00:04:01,508 - Tuvia! - What? 41 00:04:01,758 --> 00:04:02,967 PHILADELPHIA, 1940. 42 00:04:03,510 --> 00:04:06,553 - Do you want to lick it? - No! Why should you? 43 00:04:06,762 --> 00:04:09,556 Well, first of all, it tastes like strawberry. 44 00:04:09,681 --> 00:04:10,974 My sister told me you love strawberries. 45 00:04:11,016 --> 00:04:13,602 Yeah, well. I hate strawberries! 46 00:04:14,561 --> 00:04:17,773 For real. It tastes exactly the same same as a strawberry lollipop. 47 00:04:17,856 --> 00:04:20,775 - I know it's not true. - Yes, it is. 48 00:04:20,858 --> 00:04:24,570 - I bet that's not true - Well, I bet it's true. 49 00:04:26,906 --> 00:04:31,786 Tuvia, my first love. 50 00:04:32,244 --> 00:04:34,788 Maybe my whole life turned upside down at that moment. 51 00:04:35,247 --> 00:04:36,581 The need to have sex... 52 00:04:36,706 --> 00:04:41,378 That desire only grew in adulthood from a teenage girl. 53 00:04:44,381 --> 00:04:50,678 I found myself in a squirrel circle that didn't would never stop. I chased the pussy endlessly. 54 00:04:54,682 --> 00:04:57,643 The purpose of my life was to get married, get a blowjob. 55 00:04:58,269 --> 00:05:01,479 I tried to trick myself into believing that in the right situation - 56 00:05:01,563 --> 00:05:04,566 Girls like Tuvia would lust after me - 57 00:05:04,649 --> 00:05:08,153 in the same way that I myself lusted after them�. 58 00:05:09,154 --> 00:05:11,364 I just wanted to be loved. 59 00:05:33,259 --> 00:05:39,474 That rage... I flew out of the bars because of fights and fights again. 60 00:05:56,363 --> 00:06:00,075 I had heard that in the television industry could be the future - 61 00:06:00,159 --> 00:06:04,246 so I packed up and moved to Manhattan. 62 00:06:05,414 --> 00:06:08,958 The first commercial our television broadcast was in 1941. 63 00:06:09,042 --> 00:06:12,962 In 1953, NBC broadcast of the first color release - 64 00:06:13,046 --> 00:06:15,965 as "The Colgate Comedy Hour." 65 00:06:16,049 --> 00:06:22,846 Next we go to the studio, filming "The Today Show"... 66 00:06:23,263 --> 00:06:26,266 Sorry miss, but you know where can I apply to NBC for this? 67 00:06:27,267 --> 00:06:32,731 ...then there's "The Perry Como Show", which comes on Saturdays at 19.30, - 68 00:06:32,856 --> 00:06:39,278 not forgetting "The Nat King Cole Show", which you don't want to miss on Tuesdays at eight... 69 00:06:39,320 --> 00:06:45,743 Moment. Then there is my personal favorite "The Luck Show", starring Rosemary Clooney - 70 00:06:45,868 --> 00:06:48,121 ...which you can watch every Thursday at ten. 71 00:06:48,746 --> 00:06:51,039 Then, of course, there's "The Steve Allen Show," on Sundays at 20:00. 72 00:06:51,123 --> 00:06:52,999 It is interesting that ett� Steve Allen - 73 00:06:53,667 --> 00:06:56,670 started the advent of entertainment programs For NBC's program... 74 00:06:56,753 --> 00:06:58,755 Ladies and gentlemen, if you follow me... 75 00:06:58,922 --> 00:07:01,800 Working in accounting Dr. Raymond is pretty cute, isn't he? 76 00:07:01,925 --> 00:07:03,926 S�p� is in all intents and purposes very nice, but - 77 00:07:04,051 --> 00:07:07,805 you need a man who knows "the places". 78 00:07:07,972 --> 00:07:11,809 An ascending and descending type escalator. 79 00:07:11,934 --> 00:07:15,729 Could I have an application? for a trainee position? 80 00:07:16,772 --> 00:07:21,860 - How many have already applied for this position? - About 2000 for you. 81 00:07:21,943 --> 00:07:24,863 - To how many places? - Five. 82 00:07:29,659 --> 00:07:30,868 Thank you, ma'am. 83 00:07:37,916 --> 00:07:41,712 Sometimes when I was younger, I shivered a little the truth so that I would have gotten what I wanted. 84 00:07:41,795 --> 00:07:44,464 - Say it again. - I've been running a television station for thirty years. 85 00:07:44,547 --> 00:07:49,594 - I own the entire facility at the age of 40. - I love you, Mr. Chuck Barris. 86 00:07:49,629 --> 00:07:52,597 Business management intern. 87 00:07:55,600 --> 00:07:57,727 Life was sweet... 88 00:08:01,730 --> 00:08:03,648 for a while. 89 00:08:20,623 --> 00:08:22,625 I got fired today. 90 00:08:23,459 --> 00:08:26,461 - Are you kicking? - Yeah, fired. 91 00:08:28,254 --> 00:08:29,589 Fired... 92 00:08:32,258 --> 00:08:34,594 - What the hell did you get fired for? - I don't know. 93 00:08:35,220 --> 00:08:40,182 The budget is being cut and some shit. Things will get better. 94 00:08:42,184 --> 00:08:44,103 I�m pregnant. 95 00:08:50,317 --> 00:08:53,653 So I thought of running away from the city. 96 00:08:54,195 --> 00:08:59,450 I wanted to become important, I couldn't worry about the past. 97 00:08:59,534 --> 00:09:03,496 Then I remembered something what� Carlyle said. 98 00:09:04,122 --> 00:09:10,293 "Do the doogie." It means... 99 00:09:10,328 --> 00:09:12,295 Who is Carlyle? 100 00:09:14,297 --> 00:09:18,218 Oh my god, why do I... 101 00:09:19,010 --> 00:09:21,387 Smell the fuck, even that dick-sucking dick. 102 00:09:23,305 --> 00:09:25,015 Pregnant... 103 00:09:25,516 --> 00:09:28,018 Yes, pregnant. 104 00:09:28,394 --> 00:09:31,105 How the hell did you get fat? 105 00:09:31,188 --> 00:09:34,899 How the hell? 106 00:09:34,983 --> 00:09:38,194 - You got me pregnant, you bastard! - Smell the fuck! 107 00:09:38,903 --> 00:09:40,905 - Damn! - Smell the fuck! 108 00:09:40,989 --> 00:09:42,115 Smell the fuck! 109 00:09:42,323 --> 00:09:43,324 Damn! 110 00:09:43,908 --> 00:09:44,909 Smell the fuck! 111 00:09:54,042 --> 00:09:56,295 It seems that I was just late. 112 00:10:02,884 --> 00:10:04,302 Oh yes, we had a really nice time. 113 00:10:05,178 --> 00:10:08,306 People loved him and the show, - 114 00:10:08,890 --> 00:10:12,894 because it was crazy and we kind of got to do what we wanted. 115 00:10:13,186 --> 00:10:17,189 He was liked a lot. He's a good guy. 116 00:10:17,814 --> 00:10:21,902 Even though he's a total dick, he is a good guy. 117 00:10:25,363 --> 00:10:29,117 PHILADELPHIA, 1961 118 00:10:34,997 --> 00:10:38,793 In 1961 about me became an employee of ABC. 119 00:10:38,828 --> 00:10:40,711 My job was to spot the mistakes - 120 00:10:40,795 --> 00:10:45,173 during music programs and record them� during "American Bandstand." 121 00:10:45,208 --> 00:10:47,092 I had my eye on Dick Clark. 122 00:10:52,013 --> 00:10:55,600 On weekends I go to amusement parks, - 123 00:10:55,683 --> 00:10:58,685 because there were a lot of young girls there. 124 00:10:58,811 --> 00:11:02,606 I wrote a song about my experiences. 125 00:11:03,982 --> 00:11:06,693 I gave it to Freddy "Boom-Boom" Cannon - 126 00:11:06,777 --> 00:11:10,905 through my friend Dick Clark. Dick really wanted to help me. 127 00:11:10,947 --> 00:11:12,073 Hello. 128 00:11:12,281 --> 00:11:14,575 - What? - Hello! 129 00:11:16,494 --> 00:11:17,995 I wrote this song. 130 00:11:19,997 --> 00:11:24,793 It is number three on the pop charts. 131 00:11:29,297 --> 00:11:32,300 I believe that television has a great future. 132 00:11:32,676 --> 00:11:38,889 So I'm going to use my money to make a pilot. Pilots are experimental TV shows. 133 00:11:38,924 --> 00:11:40,891 I work in a TV company. 134 00:11:41,475 --> 00:11:44,395 - Really, what's your name? I'm Chuck. - Debbie. 135 00:11:44,770 --> 00:11:48,482 - Do you live in Philadelphia? - No, I live in Manhattan. 136 00:11:48,607 --> 00:11:51,776 It will be a competition program. i believe that competitive programs have a great future. 137 00:11:51,860 --> 00:11:56,698 - That's nice - Everyone loves competition shows, right? 138 00:11:56,740 --> 00:11:59,659 - I don't know. - I know. 139 00:11:59,743 --> 00:12:03,872 - Well, good then. - I will continue my journey. 140 00:12:16,258 --> 00:12:17,342 Healthy. 141 00:12:18,260 --> 00:12:19,343 Hello. 142 00:12:23,389 --> 00:12:27,477 - Don't be surprised, I'm here with Debbie. - I thought so... 143 00:12:28,269 --> 00:12:30,480 - Are you hungry? - I don't. 144 00:12:31,397 --> 00:12:33,190 How about thirsty? 145 00:12:33,398 --> 00:12:36,401 Well, if you have beer or... 146 00:12:43,533 --> 00:12:46,453 What's sex like with Debbie? I've always wanted roads��. 147 00:12:47,203 --> 00:12:51,332 - Good. Nice, thanks for asking. - Not at all. 148 00:12:53,000 --> 00:12:57,129 He had this drum kit, such a black rapper... 149 00:12:57,164 --> 00:13:00,257 - Oh, interesting. - Married to a men's fraternity. 150 00:13:00,340 --> 00:13:02,926 I married an atheist last week. 151 00:13:03,051 --> 00:13:04,928 - What are you? - A Jew. 152 00:13:05,053 --> 00:13:07,931 Oh, I've married a Jew. 153 00:13:08,056 --> 00:13:12,185 - You look like a Nazi. - From the Nazis? 154 00:13:13,061 --> 00:13:16,397 - I haven't been with a Nazi yet. - You are romantic. 155 00:13:17,272 --> 00:13:21,068 Yeah, I just don't give a shit what happens between girls and boys. 156 00:13:21,193 --> 00:13:22,611 - I know what you mean. - Do you know? 157 00:13:22,986 --> 00:13:28,074 - If you give your heart to someone, it will just break. - I know what you mean. 158 00:13:32,120 --> 00:13:34,247 We can have sex if you want. 159 00:13:40,920 --> 00:13:42,129 That would be nice. 160 00:13:44,923 --> 00:13:48,135 Debbie is over there this doesn't really seem right... 161 00:13:54,057 --> 00:13:56,851 True, I didn't think of that�. 162 00:13:58,853 --> 00:14:01,188 I'm going to bed right now, it was nice to meet you. 163 00:14:01,981 --> 00:14:03,232 Hi, what's your name? 164 00:14:05,067 --> 00:14:08,779 - I'm Penny. - I'm Chuck. 165 00:14:08,863 --> 00:14:11,030 - Chuck Barris, huh? - Yes. 166 00:14:11,156 --> 00:14:14,868 You wrote that one paragraph. I like that song. 167 00:14:14,951 --> 00:14:18,121 - Thank you. - Yeah, it's that emotional shit. 168 00:15:30,730 --> 00:15:33,649 Last night I had a dream about this monkey. We sat and stared at each other, - 169 00:15:33,684 --> 00:15:37,820 it was like the beginning of evolution would have encountered the present. 170 00:15:37,855 --> 00:15:42,825 Then it began to speak, but I did not understand that language. 171 00:15:43,325 --> 00:15:45,326 In Switzerland maybe� - 172 00:15:46,536 --> 00:15:48,538 and then it turned into Perry Como! 173 00:15:48,573 --> 00:15:52,542 - Directly. What's wrong with you? - Nothing. 174 00:15:52,577 --> 00:15:55,545 We don't have to commit no matter how we get married. 175 00:15:55,580 --> 00:16:00,549 I just wanted to tell you about my dream, not as deep as that. �l� panicked. 176 00:16:00,716 --> 00:16:04,219 I'm just not used to this dating shit. 177 00:16:04,344 --> 00:16:07,431 Now that we are a couple and mine should care about what you say - 178 00:16:07,466 --> 00:16:09,433 - it's not... - �l� take care. 179 00:16:09,468 --> 00:16:11,435 I didn't like that shit either. 180 00:16:11,470 --> 00:16:14,520 Well, that monkey changed Perry as Como and - 181 00:16:14,555 --> 00:16:17,314 - Oh, hell. - And that... 182 00:16:17,349 --> 00:16:19,483 - What? - You just gave me an idea - 183 00:16:19,525 --> 00:16:22,528 for the program. Damn. 184 00:16:23,237 --> 00:16:25,614 - A show about monkeys? - Just not about people. 185 00:16:26,240 --> 00:16:30,326 About sex, romance, about all the dating shit. 186 00:16:32,203 --> 00:16:36,166 I call it "The Dating Game" and that's what it's all about. 187 00:16:36,201 --> 00:16:42,629 He has a beautiful daughter and a husband there are three handsome men whom she does not see. 188 00:16:42,713 --> 00:16:46,341 Asking stupid questions he chooses one of them - 189 00:16:46,425 --> 00:16:49,928 based on the answers. We pay for the date. 190 00:16:50,137 --> 00:16:52,306 There it is. That's the show. 191 00:17:02,106 --> 00:17:05,735 Damn it! They want it! 192 00:17:06,944 --> 00:17:10,822 I got $7500 for the pilot! 193 00:17:10,857 --> 00:17:14,409 - We need to celebrate! - I can't, I have a meeting. 194 00:17:14,444 --> 00:17:17,329 - All right, call me after that. - All right, hi. 195 00:18:11,587 --> 00:18:13,840 I thought I was going to go with the patterns. 196 00:18:13,923 --> 00:18:17,592 I just needed to get pilot done� and I would be a millionaire. 197 00:18:18,719 --> 00:18:20,721 Everyone would love me. 198 00:18:21,722 --> 00:18:24,725 Can anyone be like that young and blue-eyed? 199 00:18:24,933 --> 00:18:25,809 - No. - No. 200 00:18:26,017 --> 00:18:27,936 - No. - No. 201 00:18:29,937 --> 00:18:33,733 - Forget it. - ABC didn't like my show. 202 00:18:33,816 --> 00:18:35,985 However, they liked the program a.k.a. "Hootenanny" 203 00:18:36,318 --> 00:18:37,778 This is what I like. 204 00:18:37,813 --> 00:18:42,867 - Well, well... he left me... - Hoote-fucking-nanny! 205 00:18:46,870 --> 00:18:50,874 What did they do now? 206 00:18:52,792 --> 00:18:55,920 I don't know, probably seven... 207 00:19:04,636 --> 00:19:07,473 It's been nine years when i saw you... 208 00:19:13,353 --> 00:19:14,520 Yes. 209 00:19:19,609 --> 00:19:21,652 I feel sorry for your program. 210 00:19:22,403 --> 00:19:25,489 What? How long he has been dead? 211 00:19:26,406 --> 00:19:29,659 Jesus, Phoebe, it's... No, I can wait. 212 00:19:30,577 --> 00:19:33,372 - Do you talk to your aunt? - My sister. 213 00:19:33,455 --> 00:19:36,583 - I brought you these. - Listen... 214 00:19:36,618 --> 00:19:39,460 I want to tell you that I spoke with this clairvoyant. 215 00:19:39,495 --> 00:19:41,587 - Why? - I can see clearly. 216 00:19:42,171 --> 00:19:45,174 He said that about you will be really successful. 217 00:19:45,257 --> 00:19:47,468 - Or so. - Very successful. 218 00:19:47,718 --> 00:19:50,721 - About tarot cards, huh? - Tea press�. 219 00:19:51,263 --> 00:19:53,598 Phoebe, say it again. I didn't hear... 220 00:19:54,265 --> 00:19:58,520 Tuvia. No. Why would I want to meet him? 221 00:19:58,561 --> 00:20:02,232 - So? - Who is Tuvia? 222 00:20:02,267 --> 00:20:05,193 - To Manhattan? - Who is Tuvia? 223 00:20:15,369 --> 00:20:18,831 - Oh, your niece... - Divorced, really? 224 00:20:19,248 --> 00:20:21,332 I didn't know he was married. 225 00:20:22,250 --> 00:20:23,376 So? 226 00:20:26,170 --> 00:20:28,089 Hello, Tuvia. 227 00:20:31,384 --> 00:20:35,429 That's it, the strawberry chipmunk Barris... What do you want? 228 00:20:36,430 --> 00:20:38,682 I grew up in Manhattan and thought that... 229 00:20:38,724 --> 00:20:40,642 Jesus, you can't be serious. 230 00:20:42,310 --> 00:20:49,108 He is so convincing that when he talks, he can trust you with anything. 231 00:20:49,150 --> 00:20:54,155 He is one of those guys who I would want on my side in a street fight. 232 00:21:09,252 --> 00:21:12,047 You are quite an angry young man. 233 00:21:12,172 --> 00:21:15,174 - However, you can't fight together. - Smell the fuck, you bastard too. 234 00:21:15,257 --> 00:21:18,844 You think I haven't noticed you following me for a week already? 235 00:21:18,969 --> 00:21:24,266 You are quite lonely and witty. You're not very social though. 236 00:21:24,850 --> 00:21:26,769 Angry at the world... Can I get you lunch? 237 00:21:27,061 --> 00:21:31,272 There is a school nearby. Why don't you go guard there? 238 00:21:31,981 --> 00:21:33,775 I can teach you at least 30 different ways to kill - 239 00:21:33,816 --> 00:21:36,069 a man in one fell swoop, Mr. Barris. 240 00:21:36,944 --> 00:21:39,864 Might help with future bar fights. 241 00:21:41,074 --> 00:21:44,076 Oh yes, there is also money involved. 242 00:21:45,952 --> 00:21:50,874 I thought I should take a little vacation, until I get an idea for the show. 243 00:21:50,957 --> 00:21:54,753 Sounds good, Chuck. 244 00:21:54,961 --> 00:21:58,673 I have not known a TV producer before. I am surprised. 245 00:21:58,881 --> 00:22:02,843 Yes, yes... What did you say about easy money? 246 00:22:03,052 --> 00:22:05,554 I work in a government agency. 247 00:22:05,763 --> 00:22:10,475 We are always looking for new, enthusiastic people men to help us in our tasks. 248 00:22:17,649 --> 00:22:22,070 What's the job like? Which agency? 249 00:22:22,570 --> 00:22:26,615 Solving problems. Office of Diplomatic Security. 250 00:22:26,740 --> 00:22:32,871 I haven't even heard of it. Are you talking about some fucking CIA? 251 00:22:34,665 --> 00:22:36,875 Be good, I like that fuss�, Mr. Barris. 252 00:22:49,762 --> 00:22:53,640 Jesus, I think you're talking about the CIA... 253 00:22:55,726 --> 00:22:58,812 I would really like to be a spy. How do I join? 254 00:22:59,354 --> 00:23:01,815 - Are you pissing... are you pissing me off or what�? - Hardly. 255 00:23:02,733 --> 00:23:05,526 You wouldn't work for the CIA. 256 00:23:05,609 --> 00:23:08,738 You would be an unbiased contract agent. Impartial. 257 00:23:09,321 --> 00:23:11,741 No connections or obligations to which agency. 258 00:23:12,742 --> 00:23:14,577 Do you understand? 259 00:23:17,413 --> 00:23:19,331 Why me�? 260 00:23:20,665 --> 00:23:24,044 As you know, I am been following you for quite some time. 261 00:23:24,085 --> 00:23:26,004 I let you notice me just last week. 262 00:23:27,672 --> 00:23:30,550 I am happy to say, that you fit our profile. 263 00:23:32,468 --> 00:23:35,137 Does this job interest you? 264 00:23:37,348 --> 00:23:41,727 - To what profile? - Does this job interest you, Mr. Barris? 265 00:23:42,728 --> 00:23:47,315 Damn right. I want to be secret agent, contract agent, you name it. 266 00:23:47,357 --> 00:23:48,608 I marry beautiful people European women. 267 00:23:48,649 --> 00:23:50,860 This is very serious, Mr. Barris. 268 00:23:52,195 --> 00:23:54,739 We prevent communism corrupt world - 269 00:23:54,774 --> 00:23:58,201 and we ensure that democracy flourishes all over the globe. 270 00:23:59,118 --> 00:24:01,203 Do you understand? 271 00:24:03,455 --> 00:24:07,000 Yeah... 272 00:24:07,125 --> 00:24:09,002 Yeah, well, good job. 273 00:24:24,392 --> 00:24:29,145 There are several effective ones ways to kill a person. 274 00:24:29,229 --> 00:24:31,940 We have not given you weapons. 275 00:24:32,107 --> 00:24:37,028 For the hand of the opponent against an apple tree - 276 00:24:37,112 --> 00:24:41,115 causes suffocation which leads to - 277 00:24:41,991 --> 00:24:43,200 to death. 278 00:24:49,206 --> 00:24:50,916 Bullshit! 279 00:24:53,002 --> 00:24:55,086 I need another volunteer. 280 00:24:57,255 --> 00:25:01,801 - You want to make me a killer! - Chuck, I knew you were late. 281 00:25:01,836 --> 00:25:04,929 I don't want to kill people�. My future is in television. 282 00:25:05,054 --> 00:25:08,099 You are already 32 years old, you haven't achieved anything. 283 00:25:08,223 --> 00:25:12,102 Jesus Christ died before he turned 33, you need to speed up... 284 00:25:12,137 --> 00:25:13,937 I have ideas for different programs. 285 00:25:14,021 --> 00:25:16,732 Good. Then develop them half a year again - 286 00:25:16,857 --> 00:25:20,986 sitting by the window� waiting for Larry Goldberg to call. 287 00:25:21,695 --> 00:25:24,822 - How are you? - I know everything about you, Chuck. 288 00:25:24,905 --> 00:25:28,451 I don't even know which one with your hands. On the left. 289 00:25:28,784 --> 00:25:30,703 Leave in the morning if you want, but I'm just telling you that� - 290 00:25:30,786 --> 00:25:33,789 this is an honest job and it pays well. 291 00:25:33,914 --> 00:25:37,792 You make the world safer. Your country will be grateful. 292 00:25:38,793 --> 00:25:42,714 - In addition to everything, it makes you tougher. - Now wait a minute. 293 00:25:43,715 --> 00:25:45,800 We need to talk about this! 294 00:25:46,051 --> 00:25:49,928 There it was. My bad moment. 295 00:25:50,846 --> 00:25:53,766 I didn't just do it for the CIA - 296 00:25:53,807 --> 00:25:56,727 I had to kill for them. 297 00:25:57,603 --> 00:25:59,813 Call it patriotism. 298 00:26:41,519 --> 00:26:45,689 Glycerin is of course the best known nitrate. 299 00:26:46,481 --> 00:26:52,696 However, keep in mind, that nitroglycerin is very unstable. 300 00:26:55,490 --> 00:27:00,786 Even a small bump or even one temperature change, - 301 00:27:01,787 --> 00:27:04,498 then it will come to you. 302 00:27:07,793 --> 00:27:10,212 Now let's practice a little! 303 00:27:10,713 --> 00:27:16,592 Everyone takes a 75 ml test tube and mixes with it 13 ml of red substance. 304 00:27:16,634 --> 00:27:19,887 Nitrous acid. 98 percent depth. 305 00:27:24,308 --> 00:27:26,184 Field telephone. 306 00:27:26,310 --> 00:27:30,480 Use it in interrogations... Or in torture. 307 00:27:35,277 --> 00:27:38,488 Fasten the ends of the wires firmly in your opponent's lane. 308 00:27:41,407 --> 00:27:47,413 Hello, are you now or have you ever been been a member of the communist party? 309 00:27:47,496 --> 00:27:51,292 Interrogate him until he sold everything. 310 00:27:53,084 --> 00:27:56,546 "The Newlywed Game" show. 311 00:28:02,344 --> 00:28:04,179 All right, Jake. 312 00:28:04,304 --> 00:28:05,347 Turn around, Lee. 313 00:28:31,287 --> 00:28:35,082 I know a lot about him, which you will not know��. I can't tell you. 314 00:28:35,207 --> 00:28:40,796 Yes, I know things about him, which are very intoxicating. 315 00:28:40,831 --> 00:28:45,676 You wouldn't want to know them. 316 00:28:59,855 --> 00:29:01,856 Why this guy right is to blame? 317 00:29:01,940 --> 00:29:05,026 Your job is to listen to instructions, not question them. 318 00:29:05,944 --> 00:29:10,198 - Por favor, senor. - Speak English. 319 00:29:10,281 --> 00:29:13,201 Ra-bla-bla, "The Bloteros" 320 00:29:13,868 --> 00:29:17,871 Ra-bla-bla, minjares Eduardo. Help me, please. 321 00:29:18,080 --> 00:29:19,999 Speak English. 322 00:29:21,000 --> 00:29:22,876 Can I be of help? 323 00:29:23,085 --> 00:29:26,005 He's one of the bad guys. 324 00:29:27,047 --> 00:29:31,676 Bad for the USA, not bad from an objective point of view, or what�? 325 00:29:31,711 --> 00:29:33,803 �l� fuck with me. 326 00:29:33,845 --> 00:29:36,848 If he's bad for the CIA, he is bad for me. 327 00:29:36,931 --> 00:29:39,726 You work for me. He's bad for me. 328 00:29:39,761 --> 00:29:43,562 You are now officially patriotic Citizen of the 'US of Jim Byrd'. 329 00:29:43,645 --> 00:29:47,065 You can't cancel en��. We let you know everything. 330 00:29:47,100 --> 00:29:49,526 You don't play, you don't leave. Is it clear? 331 00:29:49,651 --> 00:29:51,862 You don't play, you don't leave. 332 00:29:56,533 --> 00:29:58,534 I like you. Really. 333 00:29:58,743 --> 00:30:02,455 And you will do well tomorrow. We will become good friends. 334 00:30:07,877 --> 00:30:13,048 You have a nice career ahead of you, but yours have to grow up. We are living a war. 335 00:30:55,629 --> 00:30:58,382 - Isn't the country beautiful? - It is. 336 00:31:00,550 --> 00:31:03,261 That's something you can be proud of, Chuck. 337 00:31:04,262 --> 00:31:07,348 He was a bad guy. He really was. 338 00:31:17,233 --> 00:31:20,443 - Chuck, is that you? - Jesus, Penny! 339 00:31:20,527 --> 00:31:23,029 You scared me to death. What are you doing here? 340 00:31:23,154 --> 00:31:26,116 I have been here many times. I've been waiting for you. 341 00:31:26,157 --> 00:31:29,119 - Where exactly were you? - In Mexico. On a short vacation. 342 00:31:29,244 --> 00:31:33,122 - Why didn't I drink the water there? - I drank... 343 00:31:33,247 --> 00:31:36,250 You shouldn't, it can get painful. 344 00:31:36,333 --> 00:31:40,045 Yeah, you can't even close your eyes or open your mouth if you use it in the shower. 345 00:31:40,129 --> 00:31:43,132 Why is our water so good and they are so poisonous again? 346 00:31:43,215 --> 00:31:45,342 - It comes from the same sea. - I don't know. 347 00:31:50,138 --> 00:31:52,140 I'm a hippie now! 348 00:31:54,225 --> 00:31:57,353 I was in San Francisco. It was incredible. 349 00:31:57,937 --> 00:32:03,025 Everyone loves everyone and there it was so colorful. We will change the world! 350 00:32:04,318 --> 00:32:07,237 You would come with me if I went back there? 351 00:32:08,322 --> 00:32:12,117 - We're not that old. - Penny, I'm a little tired. I... 352 00:32:12,152 --> 00:32:14,118 Wait. I have to call this song for you! 353 00:32:40,852 --> 00:32:44,146 Penny, what have you done to my wall? 354 00:32:44,813 --> 00:32:48,734 - Some guy called. Gold-Bird. - Goldberg? 355 00:32:48,942 --> 00:32:51,737 Larry Goldberg? �l� cheat! 356 00:32:52,446 --> 00:32:55,115 This is Chuck Barris, I'll call Larry Goldberg back. 357 00:32:56,741 --> 00:32:59,953 - Hey, Chuck. - Mr. Goldberg, I'm sorry - 358 00:33:00,161 --> 00:33:02,789 that I didn't call earlier. I was on vacation in Mexico. 359 00:33:03,081 --> 00:33:04,040 Good for you. 360 00:33:04,082 --> 00:33:06,709 Listen, I use the software - 361 00:33:06,834 --> 00:33:09,628 and there is an opening during the day - 362 00:33:09,711 --> 00:33:12,714 - I think your child will suit it well. - My child, Mr. Goldberg... 363 00:33:12,839 --> 00:33:16,635 Chuck, "The Dating Game", isn't that your child? 364 00:33:16,718 --> 00:33:18,679 - Yes, sir. It is. - Are you still interested? 365 00:33:18,845 --> 00:33:19,763 Yes sir, very interested. 366 00:33:19,972 --> 00:33:21,932 Well, I have six weeks time to get it rolling. 367 00:33:22,015 --> 00:33:25,685 - Is it enough for you and your brother? - For me... 368 00:33:25,720 --> 00:33:28,020 Six weeks... Yes, that's enough. 369 00:33:28,604 --> 00:33:30,731 Call me when you get home To Los Angeles, Chuck. 370 00:33:33,818 --> 00:33:36,736 Oh hell! 371 00:33:40,031 --> 00:33:41,825 Who is Larry Goldberg? 372 00:33:48,623 --> 00:33:51,792 Contender number 1, what would i like most about you? 373 00:33:53,627 --> 00:33:58,590 I am very romantic and I would send you flowers every day. 374 00:33:58,674 --> 00:34:02,469 You're welcome�. Contestant number 3, what would i like about you 375 00:34:04,595 --> 00:34:06,472 From my big horn. 376 00:34:14,480 --> 00:34:17,816 Contender number 1, what is your nationality 377 00:34:19,735 --> 00:34:23,614 My father is from Wales and my mother is from Hungary - 378 00:34:24,531 --> 00:34:27,784 so that makes me well equipped. 379 00:34:30,412 --> 00:34:34,582 Contestant number 2, I play the trombone. 380 00:34:34,665 --> 00:34:38,419 If I took a blowjob from you, how would you sound? 381 00:34:38,586 --> 00:34:40,463 How would I sound? 382 00:34:59,605 --> 00:35:02,191 It's nice. �l� stop. 383 00:35:08,781 --> 00:35:10,866 Suck it, baby. 384 00:35:20,583 --> 00:35:24,379 Chuck, in short, this cannot be shown on television. 385 00:35:25,129 --> 00:35:27,297 Larry, the show is spontaneous. 386 00:35:27,381 --> 00:35:31,385 There is no manuscript here. That's the idea of ​​it. I can't control what people say. 387 00:35:31,420 --> 00:35:36,556 However, we cannot show a black man imitating a blowjob on TV! 388 00:35:36,591 --> 00:35:38,725 - It doesn't matter that he is black. - I know that. 389 00:35:38,892 --> 00:35:42,061 Chuck, we can't show this. 390 00:35:42,186 --> 00:35:45,523 If you can't make an impact to the show's spontaneity - 391 00:35:45,558 --> 00:35:48,859 somehow, it's over. It's history. 392 00:35:48,985 --> 00:35:51,404 Fix this damn thing or we have a problem. 393 00:35:54,990 --> 00:35:57,993 Greetings friends. Before we start recording - 394 00:35:58,028 --> 00:36:00,120 I would like to introduce you Mr. Peter Jenks - 395 00:36:00,203 --> 00:36:02,998 from the Federal Communications Commission. 396 00:36:07,918 --> 00:36:09,086 Thank you, Mr. Barris. 397 00:36:23,891 --> 00:36:29,188 I don't know if anyone you are aware of this, - 398 00:36:31,065 --> 00:36:35,986 but it's insulting to be rude remarks on the federal government - 399 00:36:36,069 --> 00:36:39,072 broadcast by the national television network. 400 00:36:42,659 --> 00:36:44,786 As a punishment - 401 00:36:47,664 --> 00:36:50,875 from this nauseating - 402 00:36:52,793 --> 00:36:58,758 about anti-American behavior is a year in prison - 403 00:37:00,051 --> 00:37:03,970 or a $10,000 fine. At worst, both! 404 00:37:07,766 --> 00:37:13,980 The one who makes sick and an inappropriate remark tonight - 405 00:37:14,015 --> 00:37:16,649 I'm sorry. 406 00:37:16,774 --> 00:37:19,860 I will personally accompany you defendant's federal prison - 407 00:37:19,985 --> 00:37:25,866 the Television Broadcasting Act of 1963 No. 364 for violation. 408 00:37:26,450 --> 00:37:30,787 The drive to that prison will be long! 409 00:37:30,870 --> 00:37:35,583 Just the two of us! No witnesses! 410 00:37:53,475 --> 00:37:55,560 Alright, let's get started. 411 00:37:56,687 --> 00:37:59,563 I gave everyone coats, which had their names on them. 412 00:38:00,481 --> 00:38:03,484 When we were on Saturday number one in the viewership statistics - 413 00:38:03,567 --> 00:38:05,569 everyone got a gold plaque. 414 00:38:05,653 --> 00:38:09,365 He was a good boss and obviously he had a sense of the everyday, - 415 00:38:09,448 --> 00:38:12,617 because he really knew what� people wanted to watch. 416 00:38:13,285 --> 00:38:17,455 We succeeded and became a big hit, actually obvious�. 417 00:38:17,539 --> 00:38:18,748 Hello, honey. 418 00:38:20,542 --> 00:38:24,337 - I have something to tell you. - Bastard. 419 00:38:25,546 --> 00:38:27,881 - That's an old story for you. - I'm busy. 420 00:38:27,916 --> 00:38:30,217 We are in the midst of a bachelor crisis. 421 00:38:30,384 --> 00:38:33,679 Sit back and relax. Make yourself at home. 422 00:38:34,221 --> 00:38:37,474 - I just got a call from the company. Do you want a drink? - Do you have any cannabis? 423 00:38:37,509 --> 00:38:41,477 - If only it were... - Then I'll have a drink. 424 00:38:41,936 --> 00:38:42,979 Bad news, huh? 425 00:38:43,187 --> 00:38:45,565 "The Tammy Grimes Show" is deleted from saturday night. 426 00:38:45,600 --> 00:38:48,359 Oh no, Tammy. 427 00:38:49,569 --> 00:38:53,447 We want to replace it with the best primetime version of "The Dating Game." 428 00:38:54,531 --> 00:38:55,907 That's great. 429 00:38:56,116 --> 00:38:59,161 It is, but the current version is not they say don't be passionate enough�, - 430 00:38:59,244 --> 00:39:03,582 so we have to make it more exciting evening version. We only have 48 hours. 431 00:39:05,042 --> 00:39:06,334 What have you come up with? 432 00:39:08,127 --> 00:39:10,129 Not even a smell. I don't have any. 433 00:39:11,047 --> 00:39:15,217 - This is a big deal. My big chance. - I know. 434 00:39:18,930 --> 00:39:21,348 - Fuck it. - Thanks for the encouragement... 435 00:39:44,078 --> 00:39:47,872 - Let me ask you something, Chuck. - Jesus, what are you doing here? 436 00:39:47,956 --> 00:39:52,001 I'm really big at the head of the operation and - 437 00:39:52,126 --> 00:39:53,878 i need your help. 438 00:39:57,924 --> 00:40:01,260 If you've noticed, I have a show on TV�. I don't have to kill for money. 439 00:40:01,802 --> 00:40:05,931 - You don't have to, but you want to. - Shit. 440 00:40:06,014 --> 00:40:09,810 Think of it as a hobby. For relaxation. 441 00:40:09,935 --> 00:40:12,813 You may be an avid assassin fan. 442 00:40:12,938 --> 00:40:15,940 - Collector of murders. - I have more important things to think about. 443 00:40:16,065 --> 00:40:19,944 We're talking serious business, Chuck. Serious work. 444 00:40:20,945 --> 00:40:23,114 What if I help you with your little show and - 445 00:40:23,739 --> 00:40:26,033 you� me with my little operation? Counter service... 446 00:40:26,117 --> 00:40:28,994 - That's the kind of guy I am. - The actual incident. 447 00:40:29,119 --> 00:40:32,831 I have seen your show "The Dating Game". and I have an idea. 448 00:40:32,866 --> 00:40:36,126 - Now you are a major television producer? - I'm a real genius - 449 00:40:36,710 --> 00:40:39,796 when it comes to TV and you you should use it to your advantage. 450 00:40:40,797 --> 00:40:44,008 - Let me come then. - It's good. 451 00:40:44,133 --> 00:40:48,929 When the winning couple gets in a cozy restaurant in the evening - 452 00:40:49,013 --> 00:40:51,974 with $50, it's not very interesting - 453 00:40:52,057 --> 00:40:54,810 According to the TV viewing public. 454 00:40:54,845 --> 00:40:57,061 - What's your point? - Rewards, Chuck. 455 00:40:57,520 --> 00:40:59,731 Send them somewhere exotic to a place in Europe. 456 00:40:59,856 --> 00:41:02,609 For example, to Southeast Asia. 457 00:41:03,943 --> 00:41:07,530 I will never be allowed to send two unmarried young people on a trip together. 458 00:41:07,655 --> 00:41:09,906 Bring an apron. 459 00:41:18,916 --> 00:41:21,251 - Not a bad idea. - What I said. 460 00:41:21,460 --> 00:41:23,544 Sometimes you could act as an apron. 461 00:41:23,794 --> 00:41:26,589 Let's say we have a gig in Italy for you. 462 00:41:26,714 --> 00:41:30,927 Sin�, a successful TV producer you supervise a young couple - 463 00:41:31,427 --> 00:41:33,596 while managing the business of the company. 464 00:41:33,631 --> 00:41:36,390 The perfect cover role. TV producer by day, - 465 00:41:36,515 --> 00:41:39,726 CIA agent above. - I have money. 466 00:41:39,851 --> 00:41:44,397 - I don't have to kill people for money. - Chuck, when I said you fit the profile - 467 00:41:44,522 --> 00:41:46,733 it meant very little, that you need money. 468 00:41:47,317 --> 00:41:50,819 You liked it, I could see it in your eyes. 469 00:41:51,320 --> 00:41:54,531 You liked it, but you denied it to yourself. 470 00:41:55,699 --> 00:41:58,452 You could be a great warrior, Chuck. 471 00:41:59,203 --> 00:42:03,499 Candidate number 3 if we were to go date and I'd ignore you, - 472 00:42:04,124 --> 00:42:05,416 so how would you get my attention? 473 00:42:06,292 --> 00:42:10,296 I'm not used to being ignored - 474 00:42:10,505 --> 00:42:12,590 but I would give you space. 475 00:42:13,091 --> 00:42:15,510 That guy is on a date with the right hand. 476 00:42:17,387 --> 00:42:18,595 Camera 1, ready... 477 00:42:21,306 --> 00:42:26,520 Candidate number 3 if I were to pick you and I would be really ugly, what would you do? 478 00:42:27,521 --> 00:42:29,398 Ready, camera 4. 479 00:42:29,523 --> 00:42:34,193 The only ugliness in you may be what you say or do. 480 00:42:34,318 --> 00:42:38,197 - I don't know, but I think you're beautiful. - Unbelievable. 481 00:42:38,232 --> 00:42:41,325 Candidate number 3, can you tell what the girl is like, - 482 00:42:41,409 --> 00:42:45,288 who has never been on a date� and how can you see it? 483 00:42:47,497 --> 00:42:53,295 I ask what he wants to do if he doesn't know what he wants to do, - 484 00:42:53,503 --> 00:42:56,423 so I know he isn't haven't done it yet. 485 00:43:07,891 --> 00:43:09,310 HELSINKI 1967. 486 00:43:09,893 --> 00:43:13,022 Why don't you talk to him? You can do it. 487 00:43:13,396 --> 00:43:15,106 He is really shy. 488 00:43:16,190 --> 00:43:18,902 You have to tell him. It's your job. 489 00:43:18,985 --> 00:43:21,905 Tell me that I like him is really beautiful - 490 00:43:21,988 --> 00:43:24,157 and I want to be her boyfriend. 491 00:43:25,158 --> 00:43:28,994 I'm shy too. You have to tell her, Chuck. 492 00:43:29,029 --> 00:43:31,204 He ran away when I was young - 493 00:43:31,239 --> 00:43:33,957 I told him that. He didn't even look at me. 494 00:43:33,992 --> 00:43:39,004 Talk to her, Chuck, that's your job. He chose me, no one else. 495 00:43:39,039 --> 00:43:40,880 You�re the Apron, Chuck. 496 00:43:45,885 --> 00:43:50,014 He calls me gay. I'm not gay. You have to tell him that. 497 00:43:50,890 --> 00:43:52,892 You're not doing your job very well. 498 00:43:53,017 --> 00:43:57,896 Getting to know the science takes some time, but this is ridiculous. 499 00:43:57,979 --> 00:44:01,816 They said... They said quite bluntly that� - 500 00:44:01,942 --> 00:44:07,739 this guy might have turned against you. 501 00:44:07,781 --> 00:44:09,782 I didn't see this side of him myself, - 502 00:44:10,783 --> 00:44:13,702 but many were of that mind, that he might turn against them. 503 00:44:14,286 --> 00:44:15,871 Chuck. 504 00:44:19,750 --> 00:44:22,877 Helsinki is beautiful at this time of year. 505 00:44:24,003 --> 00:44:26,005 Especially snow. 506 00:44:27,548 --> 00:44:31,803 It gives pleasure even for city dwellers. 507 00:44:44,940 --> 00:44:47,776 Is this place booked? 508 00:44:48,860 --> 00:44:50,611 For you. 509 00:44:56,951 --> 00:45:00,496 Helsinki is beautiful because of that time of year, right? 510 00:45:00,871 --> 00:45:02,540 Yes, it is. 511 00:45:10,547 --> 00:45:11,881 I'm sorry. 512 00:45:22,474 --> 00:45:23,684 Sorry. 513 00:45:36,487 --> 00:45:40,283 Helsinki is beautiful at this time of year. 514 00:45:40,450 --> 00:45:42,285 Especially snow. 515 00:45:42,535 --> 00:45:45,746 It gives pleasure even for city dwellers. 516 00:45:49,541 --> 00:45:51,251 I'm Chuck. 517 00:45:52,544 --> 00:45:55,464 - That's what I thought too. - You are... 518 00:45:58,257 --> 00:45:59,592 Be good, Chuck. 519 00:46:02,345 --> 00:46:05,598 Even give me a nickname or something. 520 00:46:06,474 --> 00:46:10,228 Something that screams the darkest moments of the soul. 521 00:46:13,480 --> 00:46:15,649 Shout 'Olivia'. 522 00:46:17,275 --> 00:46:19,527 That's a strong name. 523 00:46:20,195 --> 00:46:23,657 Good, Chuck. I am positively surprised. 524 00:46:25,200 --> 00:46:27,243 You're not like that like other murderers. 525 00:46:44,259 --> 00:46:46,052 That's it. 526 00:46:46,344 --> 00:46:48,846 - Do you have it? - Do you have it? 527 00:46:49,055 --> 00:46:50,723 Yes, sorry. 528 00:46:55,936 --> 00:46:59,565 - Don't worry, we're not going to trick you. - Just the same. 529 00:47:00,357 --> 00:47:02,067 Sorry I broke your teeth. 530 00:47:17,039 --> 00:47:18,249 Chuck! 531 00:48:06,919 --> 00:48:08,837 Olivia! 532 00:48:13,217 --> 00:48:15,343 Patricia actually. 533 00:48:16,928 --> 00:48:18,930 I was part of Operation "Chaos" for a year, - 534 00:48:19,055 --> 00:48:21,724 in the anti-war movement�, - 535 00:48:21,849 --> 00:48:24,852 driving it violent to bring it into disrepute. 536 00:48:24,936 --> 00:48:27,647 - It was fun. - Sounds like fun. 537 00:48:29,023 --> 00:48:33,526 Tell me... Why did you come here tonight? 538 00:48:36,446 --> 00:48:37,739 I don't know. 539 00:48:39,449 --> 00:48:42,826 You are sweet in a homely way - 540 00:48:45,412 --> 00:48:50,626 and it's lonely when the one you marry calls you with the name on the passport that you were drawn to. 541 00:48:50,751 --> 00:48:54,922 All information are from forged documents. 542 00:48:58,550 --> 00:48:59,842 Nabokov. 543 00:49:32,623 --> 00:49:36,752 Wait. I'm afraid that mine have to go to the bathroom to do something. 544 00:49:39,212 --> 00:49:41,631 Put the microfilm in, baby! 545 00:49:55,311 --> 00:49:58,230 Hey, it wouldn't hurt to know when does my episode come out? 546 00:49:58,397 --> 00:50:01,400 Alright, see you Chuck. 547 00:50:02,276 --> 00:50:07,196 This is Simon Oliver. Did everything go well? You don't seem to be doing very well. 548 00:50:07,280 --> 00:50:10,408 Mr. Barris, I will never die jeopardize my job - 549 00:50:10,533 --> 00:50:13,411 by killing a game show participant in front of witnesses. 550 00:50:13,446 --> 00:50:15,288 - Do you understand? - Yes. 551 00:50:15,413 --> 00:50:18,416 - Did I make it clear? - They are my participants. 552 00:50:18,541 --> 00:50:21,418 - You seem to be an amateur. - You seem to be a jerk. 553 00:50:22,419 --> 00:50:27,049 - Mr. Barris, do you have my microfilm? - Yes, I have it. 554 00:50:27,084 --> 00:50:29,176 - Then give it to me. - That's my ass, Oliver, - 555 00:50:29,259 --> 00:50:30,928 so why not dig it out there? 556 00:50:31,220 --> 00:50:36,307 I feel like I deserve it less praise for my efforts. 557 00:50:36,342 --> 00:50:39,268 What do you think Patricia Watson was? 558 00:50:44,941 --> 00:50:46,192 A dick. 559 00:50:58,995 --> 00:51:01,789 That's where the striker is. 560 00:51:01,824 --> 00:51:06,126 - What? - Striker�. 561 00:51:09,213 --> 00:51:12,883 - ABC plans to pick up "The Newlywed Game." - You're kidding. 562 00:51:13,008 --> 00:51:15,802 Oh my god. This is sensational. This is fantastic. 563 00:51:19,180 --> 00:51:21,599 Now comes the five point question. 564 00:51:21,634 --> 00:51:25,395 Tell me in detail what is the strangest place, - 565 00:51:25,430 --> 00:51:30,816 where are you girls had sex�. 566 00:51:31,066 --> 00:51:33,902 Strangest place, Olga. 567 00:51:39,992 --> 00:51:41,784 Yes, Olga... 568 00:51:43,077 --> 00:51:46,205 - To the ass... - No, no no. 569 00:51:51,669 --> 00:51:54,881 I'm talking about a place, the strangest place, where have you had sex? 570 00:51:54,916 --> 00:51:56,923 I don't know. 571 00:52:04,973 --> 00:52:11,896 Olga, the strangest place. 572 00:52:31,873 --> 00:52:33,666 FOR SALE 573 00:53:03,694 --> 00:53:07,656 I liked Penny�. I even loved him in my own way. 574 00:53:07,691 --> 00:53:12,661 But the idea of commitment for the rest of my life... 575 00:53:13,787 --> 00:53:16,665 I remember my parents' marriage. 576 00:53:17,456 --> 00:53:19,667 We need a new wardrobe. 577 00:53:46,567 --> 00:53:49,278 "The Newlywed Game" was based on my theory, according to which - 578 00:53:49,361 --> 00:53:53,574 almost every American would sell spouse to get a washing machine, - 579 00:53:53,609 --> 00:53:56,076 tumble dryer or ride-on lawnmower. 580 00:53:56,368 --> 00:53:59,370 Such was my respect for marriage. 581 00:54:01,372 --> 00:54:04,375 - Support. - Interpret. 582 00:54:05,167 --> 00:54:08,296 Do you have an exaggerated letter L, which one could you lend me? 583 00:54:08,337 --> 00:54:11,465 I'm not going to lend you a letter. You're lucky if you don't miss your turn. 584 00:54:13,383 --> 00:54:18,179 - I know you're cute? - I'm always sweet. Don't disturb me. 585 00:54:22,058 --> 00:54:26,270 - What was I going to say... - I don't know. What were you going to say? 586 00:54:30,107 --> 00:54:32,026 I think we should get married. 587 00:54:33,360 --> 00:54:38,157 We've known each other forever, we've been married to each other forever - 588 00:54:38,282 --> 00:54:42,076 and you think I'm fine as you just said. 589 00:54:42,160 --> 00:54:44,370 You always come to me when you have problems, - 590 00:54:44,954 --> 00:54:49,375 I'm not like your aunt. - What does that mean? What is that? 591 00:54:51,085 --> 00:54:52,212 I was just kidding 592 00:54:53,670 --> 00:54:56,381 Don't ask me to go get married, is it clear�? 593 00:55:02,137 --> 00:55:04,014 I couldn't breathe. 594 00:55:04,223 --> 00:55:06,016 I was suffocating. 595 00:55:06,767 --> 00:55:09,769 What the hell are you doing to my idol was with him? 596 00:55:10,186 --> 00:55:11,938 I had to make a phone call. 597 00:55:33,875 --> 00:55:36,752 Here, strawberry egg. 598 00:55:43,926 --> 00:55:47,763 - How do you know these things? - I know, even how he thought it tasted. 599 00:55:47,805 --> 00:55:52,016 - So? What was he thinking? - You don't need to know about that, my friend. 600 00:55:52,684 --> 00:55:55,019 How can I help? 601 00:55:55,603 --> 00:55:59,732 I need an assignment, Jim. That would clear things up. 602 00:56:03,735 --> 00:56:06,613 I have something for your head. 603 00:56:08,949 --> 00:56:13,954 You go on a date to the fabled West Berlin, Germany. 604 00:56:26,757 --> 00:56:30,552 WEST BERLIN, 1970. 605 00:56:37,517 --> 00:56:41,521 His name is Hans Colbert. He's on the other side of the wall. 606 00:56:41,730 --> 00:56:46,734 We don't like him much. You work with the German Keeler. 607 00:56:46,817 --> 00:56:49,528 He has been following Colbert for a month. He knows the procedures. 608 00:56:49,612 --> 00:56:53,616 Keeler is a drunk, so stay clear and take the reins in your hands. 609 00:56:54,408 --> 00:56:55,618 Done and done. 610 00:56:59,329 --> 00:57:01,414 Kill for me baby. 611 00:58:34,375 --> 00:58:36,502 What are you writing? 612 00:58:40,464 --> 00:58:44,635 I keep track of what happening on this street. 613 00:59:09,575 --> 00:59:11,285 It's him. 614 00:59:13,496 --> 00:59:15,371 Too many people. 615 00:59:43,397 --> 00:59:45,066 Chuck, get the camera. 616 00:59:46,067 --> 00:59:47,276 What is this? 617 00:59:58,078 --> 01:00:00,872 - Take a picture, Chuck. - Take what? 618 01:00:03,083 --> 01:00:05,794 Take a picture, take a picture. 619 01:00:11,674 --> 01:00:13,384 Thanks. 620 01:01:33,583 --> 01:01:36,753 He disappeared for a good week or for a longer time - 621 01:01:36,878 --> 01:01:39,464 and his secretary said from the city he came from - 622 01:01:39,499 --> 01:01:42,425 we didn't know where he had gone. 623 01:01:42,467 --> 01:01:45,470 Is it true or not. I can't say. 624 01:02:04,278 --> 01:02:08,366 The KGB didn't kill me because they needed me - 625 01:02:08,449 --> 01:02:11,452 to exchange me for a Russian agent. 626 01:02:23,588 --> 01:02:26,550 I promised myself, that if I survive this - 627 01:02:26,675 --> 01:02:29,468 I live my life differently. 628 01:02:29,552 --> 01:02:32,555 I will drown in work my whole life. 629 01:02:33,347 --> 01:02:37,476 Penny, I needed see Penny again. 630 01:02:38,269 --> 01:02:40,687 After this I tell Byrd, that I will stop. Finally. 631 01:02:43,356 --> 01:02:47,152 As long as I wash this past the last man. 632 01:02:47,187 --> 01:02:50,280 This one last one. 633 01:03:09,046 --> 01:03:11,215 I don't know which one was worse... 634 01:03:11,382 --> 01:03:16,095 The fact that I was replaced to that fucking old bachelor - 635 01:03:16,179 --> 01:03:20,183 or that we were needed seven to replace them. 636 01:03:27,063 --> 01:03:31,359 - You are still intact. - Where the fuck have you been? 637 01:03:31,943 --> 01:03:35,155 I have one contact, and that's you�. 638 01:03:35,280 --> 01:03:38,073 If you disappear I have no one. 639 01:03:43,245 --> 01:03:46,874 The KGB had a good idea of ​​our intentions. 640 01:03:46,957 --> 01:03:49,168 You were there to kill Colbert, - 641 01:03:49,292 --> 01:03:51,044 they were there to get you. 642 01:03:51,085 --> 01:03:52,837 The company believes that we have a mole. 643 01:03:52,879 --> 01:03:56,007 - Great. Am I still in danger? - Hard to say. 644 01:03:56,049 --> 01:03:58,259 What the hell am I supposed to do? 645 01:03:58,343 --> 01:04:02,847 Kept a low profile, that's what I'm going to do. 646 01:04:03,889 --> 01:04:06,850 You're lucky you don't there is work to return to. 647 01:04:12,856 --> 01:04:15,859 LOS ANGELES, 1976. 648 01:04:19,070 --> 01:04:22,740 - He's really good. - Very good. 649 01:04:23,866 --> 01:04:26,244 - That's enough, thank you very much - Can I finish singing? 650 01:04:26,744 --> 01:04:29,664 No, that's enough. That was great, thank you. 651 01:04:31,748 --> 01:04:32,958 The next patient. 652 01:04:33,750 --> 01:04:36,044 Great. Looks like someone... 653 01:04:38,088 --> 01:04:42,050 I saw you at a club. You will fall in love with him. 654 01:05:29,552 --> 01:05:32,805 - Thank you, thank you. - It was fantastic. 655 01:05:36,350 --> 01:05:38,144 We will contact you. 656 01:05:39,352 --> 01:05:41,438 Maybe we did all this color. 657 01:05:41,473 --> 01:05:43,356 We've been searching to death good performances. 658 01:05:43,391 --> 01:05:45,233 Let's kill all the wretched ones instead. 659 01:05:45,268 --> 01:05:47,068 I know you like Mrs. Torcher. 660 01:05:47,110 --> 01:05:49,779 No, no, we'll kill them before the end. 661 01:05:50,447 --> 01:05:53,741 As soon as they become unbearable, we will kill them. 662 01:05:57,661 --> 01:05:59,663 Ladies and gentlemen - 663 01:05:59,698 --> 01:06:03,667 this is so good that i love this man. 664 01:06:03,751 --> 01:06:07,670 The following performance corresponds to the old question. 665 01:06:08,254 --> 01:06:09,464 If you wear a film - 666 01:06:09,547 --> 01:06:13,343 if you... it's good. 667 01:06:13,468 --> 01:06:17,472 If you�re dressing plastic wrap suit - 668 01:06:17,555 --> 01:06:21,141 people see that you are a pity. 669 01:06:21,266 --> 01:06:23,560 Less humor. 670 01:06:24,436 --> 01:06:28,357 Mick Donnelly has come From cheating! 671 01:07:01,263 --> 01:07:03,264 I couldn't handle it, that so many Americans - 672 01:07:03,347 --> 01:07:06,142 was waiting for the opportunity to be on TV - 673 01:07:06,267 --> 01:07:08,352 to make fools of themselves. 674 01:07:27,996 --> 01:07:33,041 We'll be back after the commercials. 675 01:07:37,045 --> 01:07:39,047 The saddest thing is that - 676 01:07:39,131 --> 01:07:44,135 Barris had a hard reputation to count TV program quality level and standards. 677 01:07:44,260 --> 01:07:46,929 He knew what people wanted. 678 01:07:47,054 --> 01:07:49,849 He couldn't stand criticism. 679 01:07:50,057 --> 01:07:52,852 Things started to progress� quite quickly. 680 01:07:52,935 --> 01:07:55,229 The show was in full swing. 681 01:07:55,855 --> 01:07:58,857 I was becoming what I didn't expect. 682 01:07:59,941 --> 01:08:01,026 Famously. 683 01:08:01,151 --> 01:08:05,030 You're Chuck Barris, aren't you? I love "The Gong Show". 684 01:08:05,065 --> 01:08:06,156 Thanks. 685 01:09:07,629 --> 01:09:09,840 - Hello. - Hello. 686 01:09:10,423 --> 01:09:12,759 - I thought it was you. - Yep. 687 01:09:13,927 --> 01:09:15,637 It's me. 688 01:09:17,556 --> 01:09:19,640 Nice to meet you. 689 01:09:19,723 --> 01:09:21,851 I have seen "The Gong Show". 690 01:09:24,645 --> 01:09:28,858 I think you are the entertainment industry today The ugliest and most disgusting face. 691 01:09:30,818 --> 01:09:35,447 How dare you embarrass the rest of the world with your subjective acceptance of humanity? 692 01:09:35,738 --> 01:09:38,616 - That's not the point. - So what is it? 693 01:09:38,867 --> 01:09:44,539 Make fun of poor and lonely people, who need attention - 694 01:09:44,622 --> 01:09:46,457 and destroy them, then? 695 01:09:46,665 --> 01:09:48,417 They are still human�. 696 01:09:48,750 --> 01:09:51,628 They still earn a little respect and empathy. 697 01:09:53,547 --> 01:09:55,716 Who the hell are you? 698 01:09:55,751 --> 01:09:59,386 What the hell have you done? to mock innocent people�? 699 01:10:01,345 --> 01:10:04,348 That's right, you invented "The Dating Game". 700 01:10:07,643 --> 01:10:11,355 It's almost the same as if you were painted the Sistine Chapel. 701 01:10:15,442 --> 01:10:18,737 Ladies and gentlemen, we were Were you surprised when we saw this next... 702 01:10:21,531 --> 01:10:28,412 That means... It's Jean, the great dancing machine, Jean! 703 01:10:29,413 --> 01:10:31,415 Just in time! 704 01:10:54,729 --> 01:10:58,232 He represents more than just that bad tv show. 705 01:10:58,315 --> 01:11:01,443 I think Chuck Barris is to a greater detriment to society - 706 01:11:01,478 --> 01:11:03,320 as people understand. 707 01:11:03,946 --> 01:11:07,116 - Call on line one, Chuck. - Who is there? 708 01:11:07,241 --> 01:11:09,450 He pretended to be your friend from Berlin. 709 01:11:25,048 --> 01:11:28,218 - Hello. - How are you, my friend? 710 01:11:28,635 --> 01:11:32,222 You've probably already heard of Oliver. 711 01:11:32,347 --> 01:11:34,224 Someone seemed to have switched sides. 712 01:11:34,933 --> 01:11:36,809 What was so urgent? 713 01:11:40,229 --> 01:11:44,233 Would you like to use hawking something in the city? 714 01:11:44,316 --> 01:11:46,485 Assassins don't just start making friends. 715 01:11:46,527 --> 01:11:50,947 Keeler's call may have signaled�, that now it was my turn to die. 716 01:11:51,739 --> 01:11:54,826 I took you to a place where I knew I was safe. 717 01:11:57,120 --> 01:12:00,915 - How is show business going? - I have - 718 01:12:00,950 --> 01:12:03,834 this new program namely "Operation Entertainment". 719 01:12:03,869 --> 01:12:05,919 I think it will be a success. 720 01:12:06,044 --> 01:12:09,006 It's just like Bob Hope's visit to the troops, - 721 01:12:09,131 --> 01:12:12,634 except that it comes every week. 722 01:12:12,669 --> 01:12:14,344 Chuck, - 723 01:12:14,845 --> 01:12:17,139 why do you do what you do? 724 01:12:19,724 --> 01:12:22,643 I like to think that my work is - 725 01:12:22,727 --> 01:12:24,729 entertaining people who - 726 01:12:24,854 --> 01:12:27,940 is very important in my opinion in these difficult times. 727 01:12:28,024 --> 01:12:31,818 I didn't believe the show was still on as good as it could be, but... 728 01:12:34,029 --> 01:12:40,911 Yes, but why do we so what do we do? 729 01:12:43,038 --> 01:12:48,709 I was involved in World War II, in Germany. 730 01:12:49,710 --> 01:12:53,839 I was fascinated by the joy of killing. 731 01:12:53,923 --> 01:12:59,719 Later I didn't make it to experience that elsewhere. 732 01:12:59,754 --> 01:13:03,807 So, the kind that would give me similar energy. 733 01:13:04,516 --> 01:13:08,728 - That's how I started my own business. - Gentlemen, are you ready to order? 734 01:13:10,438 --> 01:13:12,815 - I'll take a green salad. - What about you, sir? 735 01:13:13,607 --> 01:13:17,528 - I'll take a half-raw steak. - Thank you. 736 01:13:20,531 --> 01:13:22,407 Let me read you something. 737 01:13:23,534 --> 01:13:28,538 What ever your hands find to do, do it with joy, - 738 01:13:28,621 --> 01:13:34,627 because in the grave there is no girl, no love, knowledge or wisdom. 739 01:13:35,419 --> 01:13:36,629 Who wrote that? Carlyle? 740 01:13:37,421 --> 01:13:40,632 No, but the Old Testament. 741 01:13:42,426 --> 01:13:44,219 God. 742 01:13:44,511 --> 01:13:47,722 Amazing, you should hire him. He is my hero. 743 01:13:52,519 --> 01:13:56,313 Killing the first man, - 744 01:13:58,315 --> 01:14:02,611 it was like making love for the first time. 745 01:14:03,320 --> 01:14:06,699 I still remember every detail. 746 01:14:08,116 --> 01:14:09,534 The smell of her hair, - 747 01:14:10,201 --> 01:14:14,330 fog in the windows, wallpaper. 748 01:14:16,166 --> 01:14:20,336 It was like I changed at another time. 749 01:14:21,336 --> 01:14:25,215 You become an outsider isolating yourself from others. 750 01:14:26,425 --> 01:14:30,095 - You are doomed. - Condemned? 751 01:14:30,512 --> 01:14:35,516 You become their sorrow. 752 01:14:36,100 --> 01:14:40,396 You live on a different level of mind. 753 01:14:45,234 --> 01:14:47,028 Ladies and gentlemen - 754 01:14:47,320 --> 01:14:50,030 "The Gong Show" host - 755 01:14:51,198 --> 01:14:52,532 Chuck Barris! 756 01:14:53,200 --> 01:14:57,329 - It was fun to see you, you bastard. - Everything will still be arranged. 757 01:14:58,997 --> 01:15:00,332 Everything will still be arranged. 758 01:15:02,125 --> 01:15:03,292 Just think. 759 01:15:22,018 --> 01:15:27,023 - Did it go well? - It went, really well. 760 01:15:29,317 --> 01:15:34,113 - Is everything okay, Chuck? - Everything is fine. 761 01:15:34,196 --> 01:15:36,031 LOS ANGELES, 1979. 762 01:15:36,115 --> 01:15:39,118 A guy I know killed himself yesterday. 763 01:15:41,995 --> 01:15:43,330 SUICIDE 764 01:15:49,794 --> 01:15:51,796 He killed himself. 765 01:15:59,010 --> 01:16:03,807 - Who was he? - You don't know him. He was a program assistant. 766 01:16:06,893 --> 01:16:08,812 Why did he do it? 767 01:16:11,605 --> 01:16:15,025 He didn't want to work anymore. Thanks. 768 01:16:15,693 --> 01:16:19,613 - Is being an assistant really that horrible? - Yes, it is. 769 01:16:35,920 --> 01:16:39,423 - Hello. - We were supposed to meet two hours ago. 770 01:16:39,458 --> 01:16:42,926 - Shit, I forgot. - You forgot, didn't you? 771 01:16:43,510 --> 01:16:45,721 - Keeler is dead. Did you know? - Yes. I heard about it. 772 01:16:45,804 --> 01:16:48,599 - What did you hear? - I heard that he killed himself. 773 01:16:49,016 --> 01:16:51,810 - So? - They say he was depressed, but... 774 01:16:51,894 --> 01:16:54,520 - Hello! - Hello! Who is he? 775 01:16:54,604 --> 01:16:57,690 - You don't make ohars for me, do you understand? - Of course. Sorry. 776 01:16:59,609 --> 01:17:03,613 Great. Penny, Patricia. How did you find me? 777 01:17:03,648 --> 01:17:07,324 - Are you serious? I do this for work. - What exactly does he mean? 778 01:17:07,407 --> 01:17:10,410 You're dead, strawberry egg. Do you understand? 779 01:17:10,702 --> 01:17:13,288 Strawberry egg, what does it mean? 780 01:17:13,413 --> 01:17:14,623 It was nice meeting you, Penny. I've heard a lot about you. 781 01:17:14,706 --> 01:17:20,294 Why don't you come for... a drink? Penny... 782 01:17:22,713 --> 01:17:27,510 I'll give you one more opportunity. Do you understand? 783 01:19:05,601 --> 01:19:06,977 Thank you, ladies and gentlemen! 784 01:19:07,012 --> 01:19:11,314 Chuck Barris is modern the decline of civilization. 785 01:19:11,814 --> 01:19:14,901 - Line one, Chuck. - Thank you. 786 01:19:16,194 --> 01:19:18,905 - So... - Keeler didn't kill himself. 787 01:19:18,988 --> 01:19:20,907 They were murdered. Be on your guard. 788 01:19:24,201 --> 01:19:26,203 You may come now, Mr. Flexner. 789 01:19:29,206 --> 01:19:31,291 - Nice to see you, Chuck. - How are you, Rod. 790 01:19:36,797 --> 01:19:37,880 May I sit down? 791 01:19:38,089 --> 01:19:41,801 - You have such a red head. - He is good. 792 01:19:43,177 --> 01:19:47,807 - We need to talk. - What's wrong, Rod? 793 01:19:48,099 --> 01:19:50,809 Well, the thing is now that� - 794 01:19:51,684 --> 01:19:54,896 some of your old programs not doing so well. 795 01:19:57,190 --> 01:20:01,861 I now have to announce, - 796 01:20:01,903 --> 01:20:06,573 that the channel is going to end your show. 797 01:20:09,910 --> 01:20:14,998 �l� shoot me, Chuck. I'm just a messenger. 798 01:20:30,888 --> 01:20:34,683 It really is the hardest part of my job. 799 01:20:35,892 --> 01:20:39,479 They killed my children just like that. 800 01:20:39,688 --> 01:20:43,900 I gave birth to them to the world with my imagination - 801 01:20:44,609 --> 01:20:49,697 and with my love. To what people humanity has disappeared? 802 01:20:51,323 --> 01:20:53,492 - Damn them. - Damn them. 803 01:20:53,826 --> 01:20:58,706 - Fucking bastards. - What do I do now? 804 01:21:34,697 --> 01:21:37,075 Oh shit! Penny! 805 01:21:55,299 --> 01:21:58,177 I came to say that I sold the painting. 806 01:21:58,302 --> 01:21:59,470 That's great. 807 01:22:02,473 --> 01:22:06,185 - What is he doing here? - He... 808 01:22:08,186 --> 01:22:10,271 This is our house. 809 01:22:11,481 --> 01:22:15,402 Don't you have anywhere else, where do you satisfy your needs? 810 01:22:15,485 --> 01:22:20,198 - This is our house. - This is my house, Penny. 811 01:22:20,281 --> 01:22:22,199 This is our house. 812 01:22:24,201 --> 01:22:27,329 I built and decorated it with you. 813 01:22:27,371 --> 01:22:32,501 I waited half a year for the fucking plumber�. 814 01:22:38,297 --> 01:22:39,966 I'm sorry. 815 01:22:42,385 --> 01:22:44,178 Shit. 816 01:23:29,679 --> 01:23:33,974 - That's not what I meant. - So what did you mean, Chuck? 817 01:23:36,977 --> 01:23:42,691 Do you want me in your life? Do you even like me? 818 01:23:42,775 --> 01:23:45,568 Of course I like you, Penny. 819 01:23:45,603 --> 01:23:48,071 - How much? - What? 820 01:23:48,780 --> 01:23:51,657 I need you to know how you like me a lot. 821 01:23:53,785 --> 01:23:58,789 I don't understand what you mean. How can it be measured? 822 01:23:58,872 --> 01:24:00,957 If you liked me you would know it. 823 01:24:01,124 --> 01:24:04,753 If you knew it, it would be easy. 824 01:24:05,003 --> 01:24:12,385 You would spread your arms wide and you would say 'so much', Penny 825 01:24:22,770 --> 01:24:27,565 Everything is so complicated, Penny. 826 01:24:27,690 --> 01:24:29,984 Things are not black and white... 827 01:24:36,658 --> 01:24:42,454 Do you want me in your life or not? If you don't want to, I understand that, but tell me. 828 01:24:46,667 --> 01:24:50,462 I love you, Penny. In my own way. 829 01:24:56,759 --> 01:25:00,680 Maybe not with that crazy passion, - 830 01:25:00,722 --> 01:25:02,890 but what is it anyway? 831 01:25:03,599 --> 01:25:08,562 Romantic love is just an illusion. 832 01:25:12,566 --> 01:25:15,569 You just said you love me... 833 01:25:59,485 --> 01:26:02,779 - Hi, Chuck. - Hey, Jim! What do you want? 834 01:26:02,820 --> 01:26:04,697 - How's it going? - Fine. 835 01:26:04,739 --> 01:26:06,657 Any new show ideas? 836 01:26:06,692 --> 01:26:09,369 Several. Why are you here, Jim? 837 01:26:10,078 --> 01:26:13,081 We need to find you mole and kill them. 838 01:26:23,173 --> 01:26:27,344 I'm tired of killing people. I just want to entertain them. 839 01:26:28,345 --> 01:26:31,055 You don't want to. 840 01:26:36,268 --> 01:26:41,148 I have an idea. If you want it so much, - 841 01:26:41,183 --> 01:26:45,276 then do it yourself. Kill the mole. 842 01:26:45,860 --> 01:26:50,990 - Does that give you any trouble, Jim? - I just don't fit the profile. 843 01:26:51,074 --> 01:26:54,077 What the fuck profile? There is no profile. 844 01:26:54,160 --> 01:26:58,163 - Sure, no profile. - No profile. 845 01:27:01,625 --> 01:27:05,921 You had a twin sister at birth, that strangled your umbilical cord. 846 01:27:06,296 --> 01:27:07,423 Your first victim. 847 01:27:08,465 --> 01:27:12,176 Your aunt wanted a girl. He blamed you for your sister's death - 848 01:27:12,260 --> 01:27:17,974 and raised you like a girl, until Phoebe was born. What else? 849 01:27:18,057 --> 01:27:20,977 Your father, the dentist. 850 01:27:21,144 --> 01:27:23,146 He wasn't your real father. 851 01:27:24,187 --> 01:27:28,150 Your real father was Edmond James Windsor. 852 01:27:28,775 --> 01:27:30,944 Among other things, he was a serial killer. 853 01:27:30,979 --> 01:27:34,573 Your idol had an affair with her in 1928. 854 01:27:34,948 --> 01:27:36,950 - That's ridiculous. - Is it? 855 01:27:36,992 --> 01:27:38,951 That's crazy. 856 01:27:38,986 --> 01:27:42,788 Windsor was executed in 1939. 857 01:27:43,873 --> 01:27:46,042 I tried to think of what I could do yet to tell you. 858 01:27:46,667 --> 01:27:48,753 The situation is a bit unfavorable to me, Chuck, - 859 01:27:48,878 --> 01:27:51,047 because I don't have any your folder in front of me. 860 01:27:59,054 --> 01:28:01,639 I'm not in, Jim. 861 01:28:06,935 --> 01:28:08,937 I'm outside. 862 01:28:15,986 --> 01:28:19,739 As long as the mole is alive, you are a dead man 863 01:28:19,864 --> 01:28:22,575 How do I know it's not you? 864 01:28:22,867 --> 01:28:28,956 You're pretty cool, Chuck. Think for yourself. 865 01:30:35,240 --> 01:30:37,784 - Hey, Chuck, I... - Take it away! 866 01:30:37,819 --> 01:30:40,328 Who are you? What is your name? 867 01:30:52,839 --> 01:30:55,258 Well, a great way to die, on TV. 868 01:30:56,093 --> 01:30:59,554 Get off the stage. Go back to Scotland. 869 01:31:04,058 --> 01:31:09,146 Well, ladies and gentlemen. 870 01:31:09,230 --> 01:31:12,858 Magic wand wizard. 871 01:31:12,942 --> 01:31:15,027 Unknown comedian. 872 01:31:16,862 --> 01:31:18,822 Hey, Chuck, hey. 873 01:31:18,857 --> 01:31:20,824 I'll tell you a joke. 874 01:31:20,949 --> 01:31:23,034 What's the difference with toilet paper and with a shower curtain? 875 01:31:23,159 --> 01:31:25,829 - I don't know what? - You�. 876 01:31:26,037 --> 01:31:27,622 Get off the stage. 877 01:31:30,250 --> 01:31:32,626 - You're crazy. - Get out of here. 878 01:31:34,044 --> 01:31:39,633 Ladies and gentlemen, next - 879 01:31:39,842 --> 01:31:43,637 the first performance. 880 01:31:44,555 --> 01:31:47,640 Just for us, until the end. 881 01:31:51,519 --> 01:31:55,523 Madness from coast to coast. 882 01:31:57,859 --> 01:31:59,651 Now... 883 01:32:03,822 --> 01:32:06,742 - Do you like this show? - Yes. 884 01:32:06,950 --> 01:32:09,828 You'll definitely want to become an �id yourself someday. 885 01:32:10,954 --> 01:32:12,621 Come here. 886 01:32:20,546 --> 01:32:22,548 I'm sorry about your teeth. 887 01:32:59,332 --> 01:33:01,751 Take me away. 888 01:33:02,627 --> 01:33:04,337 Take me away. 889 01:33:05,421 --> 01:33:07,339 What are you waiting for? 890 01:33:07,547 --> 01:33:08,632 Let it come. 891 01:33:09,216 --> 01:33:10,425 Let it come. 892 01:33:14,429 --> 01:33:19,434 I see you and I know who you are. What are you doing there? 893 01:34:43,012 --> 01:34:48,725 Dear Penny, I am writing this message to say I'm sorry. 894 01:34:49,726 --> 01:34:51,019 Of everything. 895 01:34:52,145 --> 01:34:55,023 You were the best part of my life, - 896 01:34:55,106 --> 01:35:00,027 but I didn't notice it�. I'm not asking for a second chance. 897 01:35:01,820 --> 01:35:03,906 Only your forgiveness. 898 01:35:05,741 --> 01:35:07,826 With love, Chuck. 899 01:35:26,843 --> 01:35:31,014 I wonder who will come out of hiding... 900 01:35:32,641 --> 01:35:35,519 I was wondering, Patricia, you are the only woman in the world, - 901 01:35:35,554 --> 01:35:37,729 who really knows me. 902 01:35:37,938 --> 01:35:42,942 I know I tricked you but forgive me. 903 01:35:47,530 --> 01:35:49,615 I just want you to know that - 904 01:35:52,951 --> 01:35:53,576 i hate myself 905 01:35:55,870 --> 01:35:58,415 God I hate myself because of my actions. 906 01:36:01,501 --> 01:36:03,920 Nietzsche said that people, who despise themselves - 907 01:36:03,955 --> 01:36:08,549 still respect the one who despises. 908 01:36:08,841 --> 01:36:10,801 Damn, I never thought of that. 909 01:36:11,510 --> 01:36:13,804 So I can't even despise myself. 910 01:36:14,722 --> 01:36:19,726 The madhouses are full of people, who imagine themselves to be Jesus or Satan. 911 01:36:19,761 --> 01:36:23,730 Only a few have delusions about it�, that they are the guy himself, - 912 01:36:23,813 --> 01:36:25,815 who works in an insurance company. 913 01:36:31,821 --> 01:36:34,406 What is this? 914 01:36:34,614 --> 01:36:36,867 I once wanted to be a writer. 915 01:36:37,409 --> 01:36:41,621 I wanted to write something what someone less powerful would sometimes quote - 916 01:36:41,705 --> 01:36:45,500 but it never came to anything I found myself to be the weak one. 917 01:36:45,667 --> 01:36:51,213 I never said what makes sense, what� someone wouldn't have said already. 918 01:36:51,339 --> 01:36:54,300 I am disposable. 919 01:36:54,467 --> 01:36:57,511 I use people and I am disposable. 920 01:36:59,722 --> 01:37:02,265 I've been thinking about you a lot lately, Chuck. 921 01:37:02,307 --> 01:37:04,517 So? 922 01:37:07,437 --> 01:37:11,524 - I've missed you. - I believe so. 923 01:37:11,559 --> 01:37:13,526 Well, I'm in a hurry. 924 01:37:15,235 --> 01:37:19,406 Boston is a nice city. Here we can start over, - 925 01:37:19,531 --> 01:37:24,536 live a normal life together and sell insurance. 926 01:37:26,121 --> 01:37:29,415 That sounds good. Really well. 927 01:37:32,543 --> 01:37:37,507 Look at that. I could learn to love that horizon. 928 01:37:38,508 --> 01:37:43,220 - Did you notice that I framed your picture? - So? Why? 929 01:37:44,429 --> 01:37:46,306 Beautiful. 930 01:37:48,225 --> 01:37:50,143 For life. 931 01:37:52,062 --> 01:37:53,230 For life. 932 01:38:04,991 --> 01:38:07,410 The devil too, how nice. 933 01:38:11,913 --> 01:38:15,125 I've already spent enough time in New York. 934 01:38:18,128 --> 01:38:21,006 What the fuck? I am... 935 01:38:39,105 --> 01:38:43,192 Sep� came quickly. You had to had time to throw up in the bathroom first. 936 01:38:44,319 --> 01:38:48,197 God, you should have seen it Oliver's face. He was almost like... 937 01:38:49,198 --> 01:38:52,200 I actually got a good picture of it. 938 01:38:54,202 --> 01:38:55,996 Keeler was easy. 939 01:38:56,788 --> 01:39:00,000 Traveled half the world to spend the night with me. 940 01:39:03,712 --> 01:39:04,920 Now. 941 01:39:06,213 --> 01:39:10,926 Let's see. Chuck, you've gained weight. 942 01:39:15,723 --> 01:39:17,808 I almost messed with Byrd. 943 01:39:17,892 --> 01:39:20,935 never give others yours, which you should do yourself. 944 01:39:21,019 --> 01:39:24,689 Do you want to laugh? He thought you were a calf. 945 01:39:24,898 --> 01:39:28,693 He was going to kill you. What an idiot. 946 01:39:28,902 --> 01:39:32,613 I'm not at all what you imagined. 947 01:39:33,656 --> 01:39:36,825 Sounds like a good-bye letter. Yours too. 948 01:39:36,909 --> 01:39:41,997 You know, Chuck, I'm keeping everything. All your lovely notes. 949 01:39:44,792 --> 01:39:46,000 You know what? 950 01:39:48,586 --> 01:39:52,006 I also liked Carlyle the most. I really liked. 951 01:39:52,799 --> 01:39:55,593 Say hello to the boys when you see them. 952 01:41:01,529 --> 01:41:03,281 For life. 953 01:41:55,245 --> 01:42:01,001 No love. 954 01:42:01,085 --> 01:42:04,003 My name is Charles Hirsch Barris. 955 01:42:04,295 --> 01:42:07,006 I have written songs - 956 01:42:07,090 --> 01:42:10,009 I have been a TV producer - 957 01:42:10,301 --> 01:42:14,305 I am guilty of polluting the air - 958 01:42:14,340 --> 01:42:18,100 with my ideas of pure entertainment�. 959 01:42:18,183 --> 01:42:22,896 In addition, I have murdered 33 people. 960 01:42:22,931 --> 01:42:29,903 I have been condemned to hell. 961 01:42:45,083 --> 01:42:47,711 We have gathered here today - 962 01:42:47,746 --> 01:42:52,173 I attached Penny Pacino and Chuck Barris' holy matrimony. 963 01:42:52,208 --> 01:42:55,176 You all know Chuck Barris. 964 01:42:55,211 --> 01:42:58,595 He has written the programs "The Dating Game", "The Newlywed Game" - 965 01:42:58,630 --> 01:43:01,890 "The Family Game", "The Game Game" - 966 01:43:01,925 --> 01:43:07,396 "Dream Girl of 1968", "Operation Entertainment" - 967 01:43:07,431 --> 01:43:11,399 "How's Your Mother-in-Law?" and many others. 968 01:43:11,899 --> 01:43:12,984 Chuck Barris, - 969 01:43:13,109 --> 01:43:17,071 who recently announced such sales successes such as "Rah-Rah Show" - 970 01:43:17,106 --> 01:43:22,994 "The Dollar-Ninety-Eight Beauty Show", "The Gong Show". 971 01:43:24,704 --> 01:43:28,707 Chuck Barris, who will surely be releasing more soon - 972 01:43:28,742 --> 01:43:33,670 programs that stimulate and teach - 973 01:43:33,795 --> 01:43:36,882 and keep us excited. 974 01:44:40,691 --> 01:44:42,401 Danny, drive! 975 01:44:46,697 --> 01:44:50,574 Penny, I have to admit... I have to tell you something. 976 01:44:52,493 --> 01:44:55,162 Listen, Penny. You have known me for a long time. 977 01:44:55,288 --> 01:44:57,290 You are the master of "The Dating Game" - 978 01:44:57,373 --> 01:45:01,168 - and "The Gong Show" and "Ra-Ra Show". - Yes, yes, listen. 979 01:45:01,501 --> 01:45:05,672 I work for the CIA, you understand? 980 01:45:06,381 --> 01:45:08,300 I kill people�. 981 01:45:09,301 --> 01:45:13,179 I have killed many people�. Do you understand? 982 01:45:14,597 --> 01:45:16,473 I've killed a lot of people�. 983 01:45:45,292 --> 01:45:48,378 A little while ago I found out an idea for a new program. 984 01:45:49,171 --> 01:45:51,381 It's called "The Old Game." 985 01:45:52,382 --> 01:45:55,761 There are three old friends on stage and all have a loaded gun. 986 01:45:58,095 --> 01:46:00,973 They look at their lives from then on - 987 01:46:01,008 --> 01:46:04,393 find out who they were, what did they accomplish - 988 01:46:05,227 --> 01:46:08,898 how close they were to their dreams. 989 01:46:13,026 --> 01:46:18,073 The winner is the who doesn't shoot his brains out. 990 01:46:19,866 --> 01:46:22,077 He gets a locker. 991 01:46:23,286 --> 01:46:27,957 Chuck Barris, "The Gong Shown" is�nt�.